Certified time-wasters

Funnies

Fourteen questionable treasures, thoughtfully arranged for maximum procrastination.

Family portrait with an adult man's face edited onto a baby's body — hmmm, something's not quite right

Social media post joking about AI models competing through escalating harms — dr dooms try to outcompete each other

Nighttime satellite view contrasting the lights of North and South Korea — lights are overrated

Retro comic character reading a Constitution and reacting to guns and free speech — our whore of a constitution

Colorful cubist artwork of a car refueling at a gas station — price at the pump

Four-panel beach composite showing the same man with four different body types — thinking through the concept "target weight"

Google AI answer mistakenly turning the word Wednesday into Wednespoop — hump day is honestly a better name

Grumpy scrap-metal robot fixing a flat tire outside an auto repair shop — nobody likes a complaining robot

Meme of a gloved doctor representing the IRS looking for a swallowed nickel — i betcha there's a quarter in there too

Man wearing sunglasses standing amid rubble between heavily damaged buildings — i found a good fixer-upper

Illustrated family of notebook-paper characters gathering around a phone — iykyk... i published a note on this recently

Cartoon stock-market bull surfing inside a giant breaking wave — ai revolution

Window-mounted air conditioner protruding from a white shingled house — peak ghetto engineering

Pie chart meme showing profane variations of thoughts during working hours — 9-to-5 jobs explained

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